Three Original Story Riddles

1

“Enough!  Enough!  That’s the last straw!

Oh, I wish there was some kind of law

against blowhards going door to door to door

until you can’t escape them anymore.

Knock on wood, he won’t bother my brother,

so I’ll crash there, at one or the other.”

2

“The gold exchange has never been worse

than depreciation by surplus, that inflationary curse

which robs purchasing power from the most kingly purse

and starves a belly while his bank is ready to burst.”

3

“A teacher in a sleepy town

fleeing from an orange frown.”

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