The Laundry Quandary

Boxers Or Briefs?
What do I believe?
I believe that one’s beliefs
are as personal to a man
as whether he wears boxers or briefs
and, likewise, should be as underwear
that remain unseen while in the streets;
and never raised on flagpoles for flocks
of people gathering for meet-and-greets.
I believe that to speak of religion
is to flash knickers in a public place
and then to shout out for everyone to look
just before you wrap them around your face.
Do I want people to know? Do I actually care?
Do you crown yourself in your underwear?
Stop the mass prayer. Stop the sports chants.
Keep it at home. Keep it in your pants.

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